After the North American Beer Festival, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer. The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him. The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd …
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Roll Up The Rim!
A blonde goes into a Tim Hortons coffee shop and notices there's a "Roll Up The Rim To Win" on her coffee cup. So she rolls up the rim and starts screaming, "I've won a motor home! I've won a motor home!" The server says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize is a free Lunch." But the blonde …