This was an internet list making the rounds some years ago and attributed to Jeff Foxworthy. I haven't been able to get confirmation or denial that this is true, although I did find denial about similar lists attributed to Foxworthy. If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and …
Regional Ribbing
The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart
50° Fahrenheit (10° C) • New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. • Canadians plant gardens. 40° Fahrenheit (4.4° C) • Californians shiver uncontrollably. • Canadians Sunbathe. 35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C) • Italian Cars won't start • Canadians drive with the windows down 32° Fahrenheit (0 ° …
You Might Be Canadian If…
. . . if most of your clothing has Canadian beer logos on them. . . . if you've ever hummed "Bud the Spud". . . . if you've never realized that most of the lyrics in Gordon Lightfoot's "Wreck of the Edmond Fitzgerald" don't rhyme. . . . if most of your wardrobe is plaid (including …