This was an internet list making the rounds some years ago and attributed to Jeff Foxworthy. I haven't been able to get confirmation or denial that this is true, although I did find denial about similar lists attributed to Foxworthy. If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and …
Meanwhile in Canada…
Thank you for sharing these Bettina Antle! …
Mark McMorris Video: Pre- Sochi 2014
Mark McMorris says, "You gotta always know why... cause the reason you started was so much fun." In all the competitiveness of the Olympics, I hope the athletes are able to remember why they started and focus on the fun. Best of luck Canadians! …