It’s winter in Canada
And the gentle breezes blow
Seventy miles an hour
At thirty-five below.
Oh, how I love Canada
When the snow’s up to your butt
You take a breath of winter
And your nose gets frozen shut.
Yes, the weather here is wonderful
So I guess I’ll hang around
I could never leave Canada
I’m frozen to the friggin’ ground!Unknown
I get this poem every winter and every winter I love re-reading it. It’s a beautiful poem and very well written. Though it might be a comfort to you, it was to me. Enjoy!
Winter In Canada:
Fuck!
It’s cold!
The end.
LOL!
Whining won’t make you warmer